i can’t even choose the best one
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
There’s even a shirt for it which I’d link to if I was on a computer.
#i want natalie in a 40’s mob film#where she plays the loyal wife of a top gangster#until we find out in the end that she’s the head of the entire organisation#and her husband had no idea#and she’s forced to kill him#before riding into the sunset with her second in command#the daughter of her husband’s best friend (who she also killed)#i would like to watch this movie i just made up in my head
Gorgeous Leather ‘Wing’ Jewelry by Windfalcon
WANT. MUST HAVE. MUST HAVE NOW.
Also the person does custom orders.
IBIS WING NECKLACKES
can we please talk about how bad charles is at improvisation
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF LMFAOOOO
Second to the last one blew my mind, because I can see both Ron and Hermione asking to be Gryffindor (we know Harry begged that of the Hat). And it makes so much more sense that Sirius ASKED to be in Gryffindor when his entire family (whom he rebelled against) was of Slytherin. (big ass act of bravery there).
Bucky Barnes is a national hero. As iconic in his own way as Captain America, his name is synonymous with loyalty and sacrifice. Mourned nationwide, Sergeant James Barnes was first recipient of the Barnes Cross, a medal awarded posthumously to those who have lost their lives during acts of exceptional valor. First awarded in 1946, the Barnes Cross has had 48 recipients in its history, most recently to 2nd Lieutenant Jack Riley of the 58th Pararescue Squadron.
I think I’ve talked about this before but oh man the idea of Steve just loving the shit out of pop songs makes me so happy. Just… those happy bubblegum pop songs about having a good time with friends or the ones about being in love that have a really nice uplifting beat. They let him turn his mind off, not to mention how easy it is to lose track of time once he finally starts listening to music while he jogs.
Once, he’s gone for four hours because he gets lost in listening to music from the late 90s/early 00s. When he realizes what’s happened, he just laughs. Then he starts creating playlists that are timed so it doesn’t happen again.
IDK IDK I just really like the idea of Steve enjoying the shit out of a lot of things people disdain because they’re popular? Like the ‘cool’ thing to do these days is to be all angsty and grimdark, for some reason that stuff is supposed to mean more and be ‘deeper’… but Steve loves the happy endings, the romantic cliches, the top 40 music that everyone claims to hate but is still popular… Things that make people happy, things that make people live, because it’s a way of reminding him on his darker days, when he’s full of self-doubt and uncertainty, what he’s really fighting for.